Saturday, October 27, 2012

Barack Obama - Desperation reeks, doncha know?

Thank GOD there are only 9 more days before the election because honestly? I don't think I can stand much more of the insanity.

The only things that make it at all bearable are the nuggets of parody brilliance that surface from time to time, and the occasional posts on Twitter that reassure me that there are others, many, many others, who see the craziness of the Campaign of Desperation being led by BO, the man with so much arrogance that he named his dog after himself. "Bo". (At least he didn't EAT Bo...) (...yet...)

Desperation.

An ugly thing.

How ugly, you ask? THIS ugly -


No kidding. This is for real. This was posted on President Obama's website, until the outrage made them remove it:
An Obama campaign official explained to The Daily Caller that the post was taken down because it had not been properly reviewed.
“We have a review process for our online content and this piece did not go through our regular review,” the campaign official wrote in an email. “When it was discovered, it was taken down.”
What, are they a bunch of prepubescent mental cases? In a word, yes.

What made it tolerable, to the point where I almost felt grateful for BO posting it, were the responses on Twitter. A taste of the best of the best -







 
As the man himself once said, the “future does not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.”

Desperation is ugly.

Still not convinced? How about this BO ad -
 


 

In case you are in any doubt, the above video is not a joke. Not for one single moment. It's a genuine, Obama-supported campaign advertisement.

Forget 'ugly'. She's friggin' creepy. I could only watch it once, my "first time" AND my last. She looks like a cult member. Her eyes. Creepy. The whole thing makes my skin crawl.
 
But then, just when I conclude that there is nothing presidential about presidential politics anymore, along comes Steven Crowder, the same guy who made the "Obama Changes" video in my last blog post, to soothe my highly offended soul. Not that his video is any more presidential, but it just proves with perfection how absurd, insulting, arrogant and mysogynistic Barack Obama, with all his garbage about contraception and abortion and Planned Parenthood fictional mammograms, truly is.


 

He even dressed like her! HYSTERICAL!!!!

So, the moral of this post is... no matter how condescending and unbelieveably awful Barack Obama is, and he is, there are hopeful and brilliant conservative Republicans, and even independents, out there who can mock the madness and desperation, preventing me from descending into it over the next 9 days and 3 hours.
 
Romney / Ryan 2012!!!!

UPDATE - I don't know who Julie Borowski is in the great scheme of things, but she has surfaced with her own Lena Dunham parody. Another work of art! So, without further ado...


 
 
There is hope for change from "Hope & Change". 
 
 
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

"Obama's Changes" & "Ryan Girl" - the videos

This is the social media era of political campaigns, and I'm delighted to be able to enjoy it!! Here are a couple of examples of the creativity that's been unleashed by Americans tired of the last four years of 'hopeless unchangingness'.

Tonight is the night of the 2nd presidential debate, and to mark the occasion, here is a clip I discovered through Twitter.

It's bizarre, but brilliant in its bizarre-ity!


 
If David Bowie were dead, he'd be spinning in his grave. I don't what LIVE people do as the equivalent, but I'm sure whatever it is, he's doing it.

And of course, the answer to 2008's "Obama Girl" video is this year's "Ryan Girl".


 

As Republicans have learned, particularly over the past four years... it's better to laugh than to cry. Hopefully, there'll be lots of time for laughing, three weeks from today...
 
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Thursday, October 4, 2012

The Smirk... the lack thereof... and MORE!!!

Mitt Romney's latest campaign ad, aired 12 hours after the first presidential debate of October 3, 2012.


 

From the website, "Washington Secrets"...
"That didn't take long. Exactly 12 hours after the first presidential debate ended, the Republican National Committee has released a new web video that zooms in on what pundits are calling his "smirk" at many of challenger Mitt Romney's lines Wednesday night.
"From the RNC: "Good morning, we're out with a new video 'Smirk' highlighting the president's debate performance where he was visibly uncomfortable as he struggled to give Americans answers on how he'll turn our country around with another four years. As Morning Joe said this morning - it appeared as if Obama thought debating was beneath him." "
Beautiful. Just beautiful!!

But what was equally beautiful was this photo of the Prez and the First Wookie Lady, dying to leave the stage, while Mitt Romney smiles to himself...


Dem dere be's two stunned folk!!!

From the website, "Beltway Confidential"...
"This photo from the Associated Press illustrates how the first presidential debate went. President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama appear a bit overwhelmed as they look for an exit off the stage.

"Mitt Romney, however, smiles as he collects his notes from the podium."
And, as Dennis Miller, formerly of Saturday Night Live fame, observed via Twitter:


I've waited four years for moments such as these. *happy sigh*

Twitter was aflutter last night, as one can imagine. One tweet read something along the lines of "Obama lost the second debate of the night after he got home." Another, noting that it was the Obama's wedding anniversary, stated, "Worst. Anniversary. Ever." Yes, I'm sure it was.

And there's more!! The left's reactions to this first debate are leaving me reeling -

This link to a Jon Stewart interview proves decisively that porcine mammals have avian characteristics and can now achieve altitude.

And speaking of altitude, isn't it just so appropriate that the Global Warming Moron, Al Gore, could come up with this thoroughly awesome excuse for the big O's lame performance -



...and listen to the "objective" media types jumping on it like dogs on a bone. Awesome. So, I guess that means that anyone who flies into Denver (on planes that, incidentally, pressurize their cabins to 8000', not just the 5000' above sea level that is Denver), are mute and blithering idiots. Is that a correct assumption, oh Global Warming Moron? Yes, and hell is freezing over, too. You'd better go check that out.

I saw this clip from the movie "The Blues Brothers" on TV this morning. Sounds like Barackiacs and a laundry list of excuses. Brilliant!!


Finally, the pièce de resistance... Chris Matthews, of MSNBC's "Hardball", having an absolute, unflinchingly-biased meltdown following the debate:


Keep in mind that Chris Matthews was the person who famously said of Barack Obama, during the 2008 primary debates, “I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often”, on watching Barack Obama speak. I am willing to bet that he was pretty much tingle-free on Wednesday night!!!!!

It was glorious. All of it. I hope and I pray that in 32 more days, I'll have oodles and oodles more examples of the left's implosion, when Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan win this election.

PS -


 
6.Oct.12 - Someday, I'll get tired of updating this post, but not today!!
 
 

 
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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

B. Hussein Obama has GOT to go



I've been a bit of an absent blogger lo these many months. Had to take some time off after the Lenten marathon of posting. There have been SO MANY topics, interesting ideas and world events that have occurred over the past few months when I've thought to myself, "I WISH I had time to write something about this on my blog."

Today, though, I found something that I HAD to memorialize in some fashion. I try to keep my Facebook page apolitical, so that was not the venue. Sadly, so many people I know, even those who claim to be politically conservative, do not agree with the Republican party of the US. I have friends who claim to be conservative, and Catholic, and independent thinkers, yet support the abortion-loving, socialist-mind-controlling Democrats. I try so hard to back away from getting into debates about this, because those who feel that way are not dumb, not by a long shot. They are ill-informed, and misled by the mainstream media that has been proven, time and time again, to be biased and left-leaning. (One small example.) If one chooses to believe what is set before them by the likes of CNN, MSNBC, et al, and to not do any of one's own research, fact finding and verifying, one WILL be misled, no question about it.



 
The recent media assaults on Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are cases in point. Calling Mitt Romney someone who killed a man's wife because the man's company was downsized and his wife subsequently died of cancer neglects to point out that the woman had her own health benefits, and lived for five years following the downsizing. GMAFB. Calling Paul Ryan, who is the most energetic, freshest face and brightest hope to run for high office in... FOREVER... calling him the equivalent of a Nazi propogandist is unconscionable. But, the media spews it, and the uninformed Great Unwashed eat it up without a second thought or consideration of the veracity, or lack thereof. Absolutely appalling.

I had no intention of getting this far into all of this today, and believe me, if time were no option, I'd have written volumes on this current election, but I came here today for one purpose, and that was to post this -


I haven't read them all yet, but I'm workin' on it! Some are funny, some are obscure, some are rock solid on the money, and all are frighteningly true.

But, the bottom line is THIS, so eloquently stated by Mitt Romney in his speech accepting the Republican Party's nomination of him for president:

“If you felt that excitement when you voted for Barack Obama, shouldn’t you feel that way now that he’s President Obama? You know there’s something wrong with the kind of job he’s done as president when the best feeling you had was the day you voted for him.”

He's circled the bowl ever since. There is no excitement left about this man in the hearts of anyone in touch with the reality of his presidency - the floundering US and world economies, the daily erosion of personal freedoms (ie. religion, gun ownership), his deeply socialist 'redistribution of wealth' and 'government-oversight-of-every-aspect-of-your-life' philosophies, not to mention the broken promises of employment creation, debt reduction, closing Guantanamo, repatriating troops from the Middle East. (Thank God he failed on the last two.) Anyone who has looked beyond the facade, into the nitty gritty of what he's actually accomplished (coughcoughcough), cannot possibly be excited by him anymore, not unless, of course, you're the 'it-takes-a-village' idiot.


 

Sunday, April 8, 2012

#40 Jesus Christ


Happy Easter Sunday, one and all!!

It is with great pleasure that I conclude my Lenten 40 list today. It was a self-imposed challenge that accomplished exactly what I wanted it to accomplish... to honor 40 people, some known to only a few, and others known to the world, who are deserving of my respect, admiration and compassion, for reasons that go far beyond the fact that they are merely (in some cases) famous.

I lost "friends" over the fact that I was not (in their eyes) suitably mournful and sympathetic over the death of Whitney Houston. In my mind, those who were so caught up in her drama, and were willing to chastise me for my lack of shock and horror over one of the most predictible outcomes in druggie history, are people who I can certainly do without in my life. It was suggested that I didn't know what I was talking about because I "didn't walk a mile in her shoes". Maybe that's because I had enough character and self-control and valued my life enough that I wasn't going to get trapped in the self-indulgent garbage in which she wallowed.

Once I finished writing each of these Lenten 40 posts, the litmus test for me was were they "Whitney WHO???" -worthy. Were these people notable and worthy of respect for genuinely significant reasons? In my opinion, yes, they were. Each and every one.

And that certainly applies to this Man who, of course, I saved for last, and for today.




Jesus Christ is the Son of God, born in Bethlehem in the year 1, to the Virgin Mary and her betrothed, Joseph. There was no room in the inn.... I trust you know the rest.




(Reading Wikipedia, it is amazing to me how many theologian / historian / scientists have tried, over the past two millenia, to determine his exact date of birth and death. I am planning on keeping it simple. He was born on Christmas Day. Sir Isaac Newton figured out the day of death was Friday, April 3rd, 33 A.D. I can work with that.)

Even though His first foray into teaching the masses (pun intended) was as a child in the temple, the majority of His ministry actually happened during the last 3 years of His life.




He journeyed throughout Judea and Galilee, performing miracles, and teaching about His Father and the path to Heaven.

Basically, what He was saying was that we need to love God, and to love our neighbours as we love ourselves. For THIS He was crucified.

It is difficult to grasp how threatening that concept was, in that era. He taught that the only King that mattered was His Father. He feared no law of man. That did not imply lawlessness; it implied that in order to achieve everlasting life, one must follow the Word of God.

Fortunately for us Christians, it's not like the Word of God was telling people to fly jets into skyscrapers in His name...




No. The Word of God was telling people that we should be kind to one another. Not murder each other, nor steal from one another. Honor thy mother and thy father. And fear God.

I think that more often than not, most people try to be kind to one another. But, I really have to wonder, in this day and age, if people really fear God the way we're supposed to. We all, at one time or another, say, "God has no expectation that I do this, or don't do that." Hmmm... I hope I'm right when I profess those assumptions! We're here for a short time, but Eternity is forever.

So, amid all the miracles and parables and teaching, when He was really hitting His stride, Judas Iscariot betrayed Him for 30 pieces of silver, and to make a long story short, Jesus fulfilled God's will by being crucified and dying for our sins.

But, what separated Jesus from all the other prophets was what happened three days later. He rose from the dead and ascended into Heaven, assuring us all everlasting life.





We mark that event today, on Easter Sunday.

God knows I'm no theologian. I am hardly one who can expound in any deep, meaningful way about the effect Jesus' life, death and resurrection has had on mankind. All I know is the profound effect it has had on my life.

As I wrote last year in another blog post about Easter...

Santa gives us presents. The Easter Bunny gives us eggs. Jesus gave His life so that we may have everlasting life. Jesus wins.

To bring this to a close, here is something I hope you will enjoy. The following are two video clips sent to me by a friend, Rhonda, who thought - rightly - that I would appreciate them. The first is a preview of an Imax film about Jerusalem. The second is about an artist's rendition of Jesus rising from the dead, amid the spirits of other Biblical figures. They both are amazing, and I hope you will think so too.

Happy Easter!!! And thanks for coming along on my Lenten 40 ride. I hope it's given you food for thought about those who inspire and move you.








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Friday, April 6, 2012

#39 Florence Nightingale

It would be just plain wrong of me to write a Lenten list of 40 people I admire and respect without including "The Lady with the Lamp",  Florence Nightingale.




Florence Nightingale was a nurse, as well as an author and statistician. She was born in Italy in 1820 to a wealthy British upper class family, during an era when well-to-do ladies excelled at marrying and having children. As it happens, her father was a believer in educating his daughters, and taught her languages, philosophy and history, as well as mathematics and writing.

She was courted by barons, poets and politicians, but rejected their advances because she felt that marriage would interfere with her ability to practice her calling as a nurse. Some scholars believe that she remained chaste for her entire life; perhaps because she felt a religious calling to her career, or because she lived in the time of Victorian sexual morality.

She announced her desire to enter nursing in 1844, and worked hard to educate herself in the art and science of nursing, much to the dismay of her mother and sister. By 1853, she occupied the post of superintendent at the Institute for the Care of Sick Gentlewomen in London.

In 1854, her most celebrated contribution to health care came as a result of her work during the Crimean War. She and a staff of 38 nurses arrived in what is now Istanbul to find what she described as horrific conditions. She and her nurses found wounded soldiers being badly cared for by overworked medical staff. Medicines were in short supply, hygiene was being neglected, and mass infections were common, many of them fatal.

During the war, Florence Nightingale gained the nickname "The Lady with the Lamp", deriving from a phrase in a report in The Times:
"She is a ‘ministering angel’ without any exaggeration in these hospitals, and as her slender form glides quietly along each corridor, every poor fellow's face softens with gratitude at the sight of her. When all the medical officers have retired for the night and silence and darkness have settled down upon those miles of prostrate sick, she may be observed alone, with a little lamp in her hand, making her solitary rounds."



She prepared many reports on the conditions she found, as well as compiling statistics to support her requests for aid from England. She made extensive use of the newly developed pie chart in order to illustrate her points to civil servants who, she believed, would either not read or not understand a typical statistical report.

From Wikipedia:

"In 1860, the Nightingale Training School and Home for Nurses based at St Thomas' Hospital in London opened with 10 students. It was based on two principles: Firstly, that nurses should have practical training in hospitals specially organized for that purpose. The other was that nurses should live in a home fit to form a moral life and discipline. Due to the foundation of this school Nightingale had achieved the transformation of nursing from its disreputable past into a responsible and respectable career for women."

Nursing's "disreputable past" was based on the fact that in an age of moral propriety, the only women deemed suitable to be exposed to illness and difficult conditions without offending their sensibilities were prostitutes.

And, contrary to popular belief, Florence Nightingale herself did not die of syphillis, but suffered from brucellosis, also called Crimean fever, a highly contagious condition caused by ingestion of unsterilized milk or meat from infected animals or close contact with their secretions. She was intermittently bedridden with this illness from 1858 to her death in 1910, at 90 years of age.
 
Florence Nightingale's lasting contribution has been her role in founding the modern nursing profession. She set an example of compassion and commitment to patient care.

She received many awards and honors. International Nurses Day is celebrated each year on her birthday, May 12th.

Her image appeared on the £10 banknotes issued by the Bank of England from 1975 until 1994. She was depicted in both a standing portrait, as well as in a field hospital in the Crimea, holding her lamp.

Beginning in 1968, the US Air Force operated a fleet of 20 "Nightingale" aeromedical evacuation aircraft. The last of these planes was retired from service in 2005.

In closing this tribute to Florence Nightingale, I include here the Nightingale Pledge, written in her honor by a committee from Harper Hospital in Detroit in the 1890's, a pledge taken by all new nurses of the time, a modified version of which is still used by some schools of nursing to this day:

I solemnly pledge myself before God and presence of this assembly;
To pass my life in purity and to practice my profession faithfully.

I will abstain from whatever is deleterious and mischievous and will not take or knowingly administer any harmful drug.
I will do all in my power to maintain and elevate the standard of my profession and will hold in confidence all personal matters committed to my keeping and family affairs coming to my knowledge in the practice of my calling.
With loyalty will I endeavor to aid the physician in his work, and devote myself to the welfare of those committed to my care.

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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

#38 Frank Crotty

I'm closing in on the end of my Lenten 40 list of people I admire and respect, and today, it's all about someone who is like my Knight in Shining Armor, like the brother I never had (aside from the two I DO have)!

Frank Crotty, Jr. is the 3rd generation 'Crotty' in Crotty Auto Services. Officially, it's called Napa SomethingOrOther now, but to me, it always has been and always will be "Frank's".




There are people in life whose assistance in our time of need we all take for granted - plumbers, electricians and the like.

Frank and his staff are a team that my family never takes for granted. They have hauled our collective butts out of some sticky situations with vehicles more times that we can count, over the past... I dunno... 20 years or so.

Something happens to my car? I call Frank. Suddenly, my problem becomes his problem, and it gets dealt with like I'm the only customer in the world.

I bought my brand new Honda C-RV in 2003, and once it was driven off the lot, Honda mechanics never laid a finger on it again. No one tinkers with my car's innards except for Frank's guys.




That said, if something came up that was under warranty, Frank will tell me, so I could go that route and not be charged for the repair. In my experience, there are not many who are that honest, that's for sure.

Here it is, 2012, and my nine-year-old C-RV is still purring like a kitten. I'm not even entertaining getting something new. There's no need. Of course, there's a lot to be said for Honda quality, but even a vehicle of the highest quality is not going to last without tender loving - and competent - care.

My sister has known Frank forever. She and Dad have been dealing with him long before I first moved home from Fort McMurray in 1995.

One of the first times I got to know Frank was when I was working on a ship that was sailing in and out of Argentia, out to the Grand Banks and back. I can't remember now what happened to the Jeep YJ that I was driving at the time, but it was something big that was going to take days to repair. All of a sudden, here I was with no means to get back and forth to Argentia. Dad loaned me his car, so I managed to get to my ship, but now he was going to be stuck without his car until I got home.

So, what did Frank do?

Frank got my Jeep fixed, then he drove it out to Argentia, parked it, and drove Dad's car back for him. Unbelieveable.

That was back around 1998, and I'm still awed by it. Talk about going above and beyond the call!

There is always something, though, that can give displeasure, and Frank is no exception. My one complaint of him is that every time they move shop, they move it further away from the East End! When I first knew him, they were on Pippy Place. Then, they moved around the corner and up Kenmount Road, near Kelsey Drive. That wasn't too bad. But then! He moves out around the bay, to Mt. Pearl. Grrr!! He needs to move just one more time, onto Stavanger Drive. Then, all will be perfect!

I'll soon be heading back out to Frank's, with my summer tires in tow, needing to get my studded winter tires off. I'll drop my car off the night before, and put the keys through the slot in an envelope with a note for Frank. These notes have become a lot of fun to write!




Along with what needs to be done with the car, there are usually some vague and colorful suggestions on how I might pay for the services, or some other nonsense, but it's all quite innocent! It's a riot to see how Frank can blush. Haven't quite decided if he's embarrassed, or horrified!

But, their motto is all about giving "miles of smiles", so that's all I'm trying to do, to repay the favor. Frank has been so good to us, it is hard to repay him and his staff, for keeping us on the road, and for knowing without a doubt that if there is car trouble, it's going to be dealt with soon, and well.

Thank you, Frank! Do you want to clear off your desk, or shall I???




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Monday, April 2, 2012

#37 Cassie Brown

When I think of people who have done much to record and preserve the history of Newfoundland, Cassie Brown is one of the predominant people who comes to mind.




Cassie Brown was a journalist and author, born in Rose Blanche in 1919. She is the author of several books about maritime disasters that occurred off our coast, probably the most notable being "Death on the Ice".




"Death on the Ice" is the story of the 1914 sealing disaster, in which 78 men, sealers on the SS Newfoundland, lost their lives in a blizzard while out on the ice. It is not only about the disaster itself, which is described in stunningly vivid detail, but it gives a rich, historical snapshot of the politics of sealing in that era, and the power of the sealing captains, even between father and son.


Captain Abram Kean, thought by many to be responsible for the men marooned on the ice.
His son, Wesley, was the captain of the SS Newfoundland.


When I was in Grade 8, our class was assigned to read "Death on the Ice". Fortunately for me, I had already read it probably three or four times before we ever did it in school. I remember one afternoon at home, reading it while gnawing on a cake of hard bread, the one little thing I could do to try to make it real for me.

As part of that school assignment, it somehow transpired that I got to go to actually visit Cassie Brown at her home. I remember going armed with a list of naive questions, questions that a 13 year old schoolgirl would dream up. I only wish that I had that opportunity now, to have a real conversation with her.

I remember her saying that while she wrote the book, she felt the sealers looking over her shoulder, encouraging her. That image impressed me so much.

For years now, every time I trudge through blizzardy weather, I think of the sealers out on the ice. Nowadays, I think of Burton Winters, too, but for many, many years, it was all about the sealers and their suffering. It makes any brief, chilly discomfort I may feel pale in comparison. For all of us who live here, it gives some sense of what our forefathers had to endure, and just how many died trying to put bread on their family's tables.


The sealers of the SS Newfoundland were left on the ice for 53 hours in a raging blizzard.


As I write this today, there is a blizzard blowing outside and I am homebound. Warm and cozy, lots of food in the fridge, blankets and a thermostat to keep me warm - things that the sealers of 1914, who had the thinnest of clothes and were forced to sleep on the piles of bloody seal pelts could not even imagine. And their circumstances are those that I could not even imagine, without the labor of love of Cassie Brown in telling their story.

Cassie Brown's other books include "A Winter's Tale - The Wreck of the Florizel", "Standing into Danger" about the wreck of the USS Truxtun and the USS Pollux, "The Caribou Disaster and Other Short Stories", and "Writing the Sea", an autobiographical account of growing up in Rose Blanche, including essays she wrote for the Daily News newspaper, one of which was called "Death March", which was the beginning of her fascination with the SS Newfoundland disaster.

I have read some of her other books, but "Death on the Ice" struck the most resonant chord with me. Maybe it was because of my youth when I first read it, I don't know, but I have never forgotten it, or those poor souls of whom she wrote.

I am sure that the spirits of the sealers, who stood over Cassie Brown's shoulder as she wrote, were very satisfied with how well she told their story.

To paraphrase the inscription she wrote for me on Dad's copy of "Death on the Ice"...

Thank you, Cassie Brown, for keeping Newfoundlandia alive.

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Saturday, March 31, 2012

#36 Jim Henson

There are few people in the world who have not, at one time or another, been swept up in the delightful, magical world of the Muppets.




Whether you were watching Sesame Street, or The Muppet Show, or one of the Muppet movies... no matter how young or old or crooked you were... the Muppets proved to be the most endearing, funny and universally-loved critters that were ever sewn together.

Any of us who has ever laughed at the Swedish Chef, or hummed along to "It Ain't Easy Being Green" or posed the question, "Moi???" a la Miss Piggy, has creator Jim Henson to thank.




Sesame Street is a television show directed towards a youthful audience, intended to entertain and educate. My nephews learned to count to 10 in Spanish, thanks to Sesame Street (the American version, that is.)




Sesame Street premiered in November, 1969. I was almost 9 years old. It was one of my 'go to' shows to watch any day that I was home sick from school.

It is now in its 43rd season. There are people who watched Sesame Street as children, who are now watching it with their grandchildren.

The Muppet Show aired from 1976 to 1981.


The opening sequence of The Muppet Show


Imagine... a show full of puppets, aimed at a more adult audience! It was styled on a variety show, with Kermit the Frog as host, and an A-list group of guest stars, including Elton John, John Cleese...


Cleese as a Mexican maraca soloist as part of his 1977 guest appearance on The Muppet Show

...John Denver, Ethel Merman, Rudolf Nureyev, Diana Ross, Bob Hope, Julie Andrews and even 007 himself, Roger Moore. It was such a popular show that celebrities approached the producers, wanting to appear on it, and not the other way around.

These days, when you say a show is aimed at an "adult audience", half the time it is offensive even to adults! But The Muppet Show was not like that. It was 100% kid friendly, but with humor that appealed to more mature viewers. Ohhh, those were the days...




If you do not remember "Veterinarian's Hospital", then you just weren't there.

Who thinks these things up? Jim Henson, that's who.

At least he did. Jim Henson passed away at the age of 53, in 1990.

Jim Henson was to puppets what Steve Jobs was to phones, the major difference being that what Jim Henson created was readily available to everyone across all socio-economic strata. You didn't need a mortgage and to be locked into a 3-year plan to buy what Henson was selling.

It is said that the term "Muppet" is actually a portmanteau of the words 'marionette' and 'puppet'. Henson himself actually used this explanation, while at other times said it was just a made up word. You be the judge.

There are oodles of websites that will describe the technological evolution of the Muppets. One fascinating bit of trivia that my research uncovered is that most Muppets are left-handed, due to the necessity of the Muppeteer using his or her right hand to control the head and mouth! I LOVE trivia!

The Muppets are so lifelike and engaging that children who see them 'in person' will still interact with the Muppet, even when the Muppeteer is visible to them.

I am old enough and wise enough to know that anything seen on TV or in the movies is manipulatable, but I am nevertheless still fascinated with wide-eyed wonder, watching Kermit the Frog ride a bicycle as he did in The Muppet Movie.





This is the stuff of a brilliant, creative, childlike mind; the simple images that reduce people to rolling on the floor laughing, the stuff that is so rarely seen anymore, especially in entertainment geared towards adults.

That brilliant, creative, childlike mind was Jim Henson's.

I remember I was living in Fort McMurray, and on my way to Ottawa to a conference, when I bought a People magazine with a cover story about the passing of Jim Henson. Inside, there was a sketch of Kermit being comforted by Mickey Mouse, an image created by the Walt Disney Company in sympathy on Jim Henson's death.



So there I was in some airport, sat there reading this magazine, looking at this sketch, with tears streaming down my face. Funny... it still has the same effect, 22 years on.

Even at the time of his death, the Muppets taught us that 'the show must go on', even when it was a painful thing to do...



From "A Tribute to Jim Henson", 1990, broadcast around the world 

This song, "Just One Person", was also performed by the Muppets and their Muppeteers at a memorial service for Jim Henson.

Scooter's line says it best: "Perhaps the substance of Jim Henson's genius was the ability to see wonder far off in crazy directions and get people to follow him there."

It is a wonderful thing that his work has lived on, that Sesame Street and the Muppets are still a part of our world, educating and entertaining us.

To conclude my tribute to Jim Henson and his genius, which has enriched all of our lives, here is a video of the Muppets and Queen, singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" (...and here are the lyrics to this version). Today is the first time I've seen this. He is STILL enriching my life. Brilliant. (Especially brilliant is the way they deal with the rather dark-themed lyrics of the first verse, after the prelude.)

Enjoy...!





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Thursday, March 29, 2012

#35 Sarah Palin

Before the 2008 American presidential election season, most of us had never heard of the Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin. Since that time, there are very few who have not heard of her, and depending upon one's politics, you either love her or hate her. Well, I happen to be on the 'love her' side. I deeply admire and respect her and God knows, this is a woman who has earned my compassion.



Former Governor Palin began her political career on the city council of Wasilla, Alaska in 1992, and was elected mayor in 1996. She successfully ran for Governor of Alaska in 2006, and during the presidential campaign of 2008, was selected by John McCain to be his vice-presidential running mate.


Sarah Palin with John McCain, 2008


Sarah Palin and her husband Todd are the parents of five children, the youngest of whom, Trig, was diagnosed prenatally with Down Syndrome. Her eldest daughter, Bristol, became a single mother in a very public way, after the world knew who Sarah Palin was. 





The Palins - Track, Piper, Willow, Sarah with son Trig, Todd, Bristol with son Tripp

 
Sarah Palin is a Republican, and as such, her views on issues are conservative-right. As a vice-presidential candidate, her stance on issues such as abortion, immigration, oil exploration, the economy, health care and so on were put out there for public consumption, for voters to decide if they agreed or disagreed with her, and would choose to vote for her (and John McCain, the presidential candidate), or not. Fair game.

What was (and still is) not fair game is the vile, horrible, hate-filled garbage that has been spewed about this woman, her family, her choices, her politics, even her faith, ad nauseum since 2008.

Palin has a style that is - refreshingly - not typical of 'inside the Beltway' politicians. She is young, pleasant, folksy, and from time to time wears a pony-tail. She's outdoorsy, knows how to hunt and shoot big game, and is in her element living in the far north. She's got a doll of a husband...

Sarah Palin with husband Todd, Alaska's "First Dude"

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..and... she's smart as a freakin' whip, with skin as thick as a moose hide, and is very, very deserving of the "Mama Grizzly" moniker she coined. All of this drives Democrats INSANE.

Unless your "choice" is to abort a fetus with Down Syndrome, then left-wingers deny you your right to "choose", or so it seems. To them, there is only one "choice". To carry her child to term and give him life was Sarah Palin's "choice". Since becoming a nationally-known public figure, she has been accused of such malicious and ridiculous crap, even going so far as to claim that the child, Trig, is not even hers, but her daughter's. How, one must ask, could one then abort a child that is not even one's own? Liberal nut-jobs like those, however, don't get bogged down in the details. You either "choose" to abort a child at the drop of a hat, or you are nothing more than a crazed clinic-bomber. There is no other "choice" in the left-wing world.

Her daughter, Bristol, did get pregnant around the time of Palin's being chosen as the vice-presidential running mate. Bristol was going to marry the father, until he was sucked up into the media vortex. Next thing, he's posing semi-nude in Playgirl, and "dishing" supposed tell-all details about the Palin family in a book deal, which, had he done the honorable thing, would never have been offered to him. He took the 30 pieces of silver over the mother of his child, and his child. Not a guy whose word I would take concerning the weather, let alone on anything having to do with the Palin family. Blood sucker.

Sarah Palin has been called every gross, horrible, misogynistic name in the book. The "b" word is tame compared to some. And why? Because people don't agree with her politics. That, apparently, gives left wing loons the right to be intolerant, ignorant, vicious bastards.

And interestingly, whereas other such beleaguered women of power would be stridently defended by various national women's groups, no one stands up to defend Sarah Palin. I guess it's only liberal women supporters of abortion who are worthy of defence.

As much as I love America, and I do, it is their most unattractive quality as a nation, this vitriol-spewing hatred towards conservative politicians, and the support this hatred gets from the main-stream media. I don't know who would have to run for office in Canada or Britain, or any other westernized country, that would be subjected to what Sarah Palin, and others, particularly conservative women, have had to put up with.

Anyone whose sole source of American political insight is CNN or MSNBC gets a very narrow, biased, negative, slanted view of those on the political right. Fortunately, for those interested in facts, there are options that don't include these sources.

I have heard Sarah Palin speak on any number of occasions. I cannot tell you chapter and verse of every political stance she espouses, but I'll tell you this - I have never heard her express an opinion with which I did not agree. Whether it concerns drilling for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, or abortion, or dealing with immigration, I agree with her. I respect and admire her bravery for taking such stands and being willing and able to defend them. But, most of all, I feel compassion for Sarah Palin, for all that she and her family have had to endure, while she puts herself out there as someone who just wants to serve her country. What a price to pay, and no wonder so few good people run for public office. That's a scary place to be, and that's exactly what liberals want those with conservative values to fear. Well, they underestimated Sarah Palin and America's response to her. She didn't get to be vice president, but she's not going anywhere, and America will be the better for it.

To conclude on a more pleasant note... who can hate a woman who raised Piper, this sweet little girl who took care of Trig while Mommy was giving her speech at the Republican National Convention in 2008...?



 
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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

#34 William Harris

No list of people that I admire and respect would be complete if it did not include my father.


Dad & me on the Staten Island Ferry, NYC, 2005
(Statue of Liberty in the far background)


As I write this, Dad is two months away from his 93rd birthday. He is in amazing shape for someone that age, and as a nurse who, on a daily basis, sees chronically ill people half his age, I know of which I speak.

A few years ago, Dad realized that he had outlived his own father. Somehow, I don't think any of us will live to see 93, or anywhere close to it!

From my earliest memory until now, in my eyes, Dad hasn't changed a bit. His hair is a little greyer, maybe, but that's it. It's no wonder everyone he meets can't believe he is as old as he is. He certainly doesn't look it. There's nothing that makes his day more than to hear that!

My father was a Chartered Accountant until he retired just a few years ago. Even now, some of his close friends and clients will call him during the tax season to have him pick up their paperwork. At 92, he still doesn't mind hopping in his car to do that for them!

My siblings and I all learned about "tax season" at a very young age. It was the period from January to April 30th each year when Dad was pretty much on the missing list - working morning, noon and night, seven days a week. April 30th, though, was almost as good as Christmas. We'd all stay up late until after midnight, when he'd come home and we'd order out for Chinese food from Hong's Take-Out on Torbay Rd, and usually get it all for free. YUM!!

It was also hockey season during that January to April period, and at the time, Dad watched hockey when he could. I remember that he would buy hockey tickets, little tickets that came in their own little envelopes. The tickets would be based on the time of a goal or a penalty, one second before the goal and one second after, too, if I'm not mistaken. I used to be in charge of the tickets during tax season and I remember calling Dad at the office in the night time with a play-by-play of how his tickets were doing! I must have driven him cracked, but he never let on.

My mother was the disciplinarian, and as she used to say of Dad, "Your father never raised his voice or his hand to any of you". Except Alice. The story lives on about how he said to her once, "Don't you speak to your mother like that, you saucy brat!" She was traumatized!

Mom always felt it was ridiculous to tell us "wait until your father gets home". She was of the opinion, rightly so, that if we were bad, she needed to deal with it there and then, and believe me, she was up to the challenge! I remember many times, calling Dad at the office in tears, telling him how mean Mom was being. He'd ask to speak to her, and as far as I was concerned, Mom was going to be told to be nice to me! I now have no doubt that he probably asked her if she needed milk or anything brought home, and that was that.

I remember many afternoons during the summer when we'd meet Dad as he was driving up the street after work. He'd let us climb up onto the bonnet of the car and drive up the rest of the street with us sitting there, leaning back against the windshield. He'd probably be arrested if he let us do that today!

Staying home sick from school was the best! One call to Dad in the morning, saying "I'm sick..." guaranteed that when he came home for dinner, he'd be bearing fudge sticks and creamsicles and dixie cups and comics. Little Lulu, Casper the Friendly Ghost, and of course, Archie! It's a wonder we EVER went to school!!

Then we grew up and reached driver's license age. He even taught Mom how to drive, and was as calm and patient with her as he was with us, even when she crashed into the garage door! When it came to accidents, Dad was always all about "are you all right", and never "what have you done". Unfortunately, we all gave him way too many opportunities to have to ask us, "are you all right?"

There are a million memories I could write about from childhood...

- The summer holidays to Clarenville, Gander and Corner Brook, which I loved as much as if it was Disneyworld.

- Going to Gander from Clarenville on a Sunday morning to go to Mass.

- Driving out the highway singing "A Bicycle Built for Two".

- The trip on the coastal boat MV Cabot Strait up to Goose Bay and back.

- Bringing him glasses of grapefruit juice when he was building Alice's bedroom downstairs.

- Delivering Christmas presents every Christmas Eve.

- Going to Midnight Mass at the Basilica, all dressed up and sitting in the front pew whle Dad ushered with the Knights of Columbus. I used to love the stories afterwards of how he had to kick the drunks out of the confessionals!

It was a kick, too, to have Mom and Dad come visit me when I lived in Fort McMurray. It was also a wonderful experience to get to go with them to Hawaii, just two years before Mom passed away. I'm so glad we got to do that.

All of us learned to share Dad's love of baseball. It was a thrill indeed to get to go with him and Alice to Yankee Stadium in 2005 and see our team, the New York Yankees play four games.



Me, Dad & Alice at Yankee Stadium

It was magic! Wonderful, wonderful memories.

Dad was a great athlete in his own right, having pitched a perfect game for St. Bon's against Mt. Cashel back around 1948. It was a nine-inning game, too, not a wimpy seven-inning game like they play now around town! He also rowed in the Regatta, and played hockey, and whatever else was on the go, enough to earn him the honor of being inducted into the Newfoundland Sports Hall of Fame in 1977, a fact of which we are all very proud!

In recent years, Dad has required my services as a nurse from time to time, and for the most part, he is a very compliant patient. When he's in hospital, the nurses all love him because he never complains, and never asks for anything. He leaves all that to me, to fight the battles!


Dad talking to Doug on the phone, after knee replacement surgery.  


He never complained a bit!!

He's a trouper when he needs a heart bypass, or total knee replacements done under epidural anaesthetic, but he's a big ol' sook when he gets "man flu"!!

As we've been getting older, all of us, we realize how lucky we've been to have a Dad whose been such a positive influence in our lives. He never wavered from the straight and narrow when it came to how he led his life as a husband, father, businessman, athlete, friend, colleague and Catholic.


Father John McGettigan (seated) with Alice, Dad and me,
celebrating 50 years in the priesthood.

Trying to live up to that example has varied from difficult to impossible.

He has set for us a standard of honesty and respect that I believe we have all tried to meet, as best we can, with at least modest success, I hope!

I would consider my life a success if he is as proud of me, as I am of him. He is the best Dad ever.


Dad & me at his 90th birthday party.


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