Saturday, January 15, 2011

The power of prayer!! :-)

From Marie, thank you very much!

Dear God,

My prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year.

Amen


And from Dianne, thank you too!

An 86 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Gary replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.”

“Wow, that's incredible,” the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary's wife. “Marianne”, he says, “Gary is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof!*, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof!* the light goes off?”

“OH MY GOD!” Marianne exclaims. “He's peeing in the fridge again!!!!”



2 comments:

  1. Sister you know who.....January 27, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    OMG!!!!! I laughed so hard. Thankyou!!

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  2. My pleasure, Sister Yes-I-Know-Who!!

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