My prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
And from Dianne, thank you too!
An 86 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "
everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Gary
“Wow, that's incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls
's wife. “Marianne”, he says, “ Gary is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof!*, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof!* the light goes off?” Gary
“OH MY GOD!” Marianne exclaims. “He's peeing in the fridge again!!!!”